nylontorch:

(via blogsecret)

that’s why ash ketchum is my hero.

“i wanna be the very best, like no one ever was!” 

brickbyboriingbrick:

awwwwshit:

sowrongitsshannon:

himynamewas:

missbilvy:

dismantlemedown:

missbilvy:

elmokilledbyfatcats:

missbilvy:

gcat:

whatwouldkanyedo:

davebignasty:

corpsefucker:

prawnstar:

(via skycandy)

I live in California, this obviously means i’m rich, and i live by a beach in LA. I’ve met so many famous ppl omg luls~

I live in New Jersey. This obviously means I have a Jersey accent, and shower myself with Hollister and Abercrombie.

I LIVE IN MICHIGAN, SO THAT OBVIOUSLY MEANS I WANNA FUCK EVERY GIRL IN THE WORLD

I LIVE IN NEW ZEALAND. THIS OBVIOUSLY MEANS THAT I WEAR JANDALS, SHORTSHORTS AND SINGLETS EVERYWHERE, WALK AROUND SAYING ‘WANNA CHUP BREW’ AND FUCK SHEEP.

i thought you did do that shaz ^^

I live in Australia. This obviously means that I call everyone mate, swear a lot, have barbeques everyday and rides kangaroos to school. Kevin Rudd is a koala. js js.

I’m from Australia too, & I totally ride a kangaroo to school. =P

i know right. i mean, who doesn’t?

I’m English and think I’m better than everyone else

p.s. Bilvy you do swear a lot

ik ik. i also call everyone mate and ride kangaroos to school.

I’m Argentinian and I totally drink Mate everyday and I dance to Tango and I call everyone ‘Boludo’ and ‘Pelotudo’ and I insult a lot.

I’m from Scotland, I must have ginger hair and run about the hills eating haggis.

^ and play the bagpipes and wear a kilt everyday.

i’m from guyanese/west indian, so i eat spicy food all the time and i’m a gold-tooth wearing infidel. :P

i’m white, so i’m always trying to act black.

i’m asian, so i’m cheap and study all the time and am a bad driver and am rude to everyone and eat rice everyday.

i’m a girl, so i wear short skirts and lots of eyeliner and act like a slut.

brickbyboriingbrick:

juliasnirvana:

rattlingbones:

brittaniewho:

pip-pip-cheerio:

epikfailure:

elmowriteslove:

shescalledpika:

boycott-love:

English.
Afrikaans.
Bit of Turkish.

english.

german.

English. A little bit of German.

english.

bit of spanish.

bit of chinese.

small bit of japanese.

small bit of cantonese.

English, Tagalog, Ilocano, a little bit of Visaya, a tiny fraction of Spanish.

engrish.

english and FARSI!
i’m sure there’s not that many people on tumblr who can speak farsi. :D

english & italian :)

english and pig latin

english and ebonics. learning japanese.